What you need to know

Sometimes I have a hard time staying focused at work. Here are the things that distract me for one reason or another. Take a 5 minute break. You know you want to.
Nov 23
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TFLN - sex injury edition

txtsfrmlstnght:

(540): we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated


Nov 20
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(818): I’m drunk and I’m watching it’s Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life


Nov 18
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infinitebutterflies: eemmaa: loveyourchaos: thingsgohazy: thedisneyvault:(via ahlowhee) :) love love love!

infinitebutterflies:

eemmaa:

loveyourchaos:

thingsgohazy:

thedisneyvault:(via ahlowhee)

:)

love love love!

Nov 15
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(949): if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous


Nov 13
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thedailywhat: Kickass Keyboard Design Concept of the Day: The Picture Keyboard by Christopher Monro DeLorenzo. DeLorenzo explains: We used to learn our alphabets by reading those classroom banners that associated each letter with an animal or object. These days as kids become increasingly computer dependent at an early age I thought it was about time to adapt an old method to a new medium. From cultural icons to greek mythology, this keyboard sticker set will advance the alphabetical knowledge of any child, or adult. You had me at B is for Bowie. [via.]  i can haz?

thedailywhat:

Kickass Keyboard Design Concept of the Day: The Picture Keyboard by Christopher Monro DeLorenzo.

DeLorenzo explains:

We used to learn our alphabets by reading those classroom banners that associated each letter with an animal or object. These days as kids become increasingly computer dependent at an early age I thought it was about time to adapt an old method to a new medium. From cultural icons to greek mythology, this keyboard sticker set will advance the alphabetical knowledge of any child, or adult.

You had me at B is for Bowie.

[via.]

 i can haz?

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(via infinitebutterflies) this is like a note to everyone i know. 

(via infinitebutterflies)

this is like a note to everyone i know. 

Nov 12
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(206): you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you “fuckin hated that thing.”


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fuckyeahteamventure: “I’m only going to say this once: I don’t like you two. If you ever — EVER — try to give me an order again, I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!”

fuckyeahteamventure:

“I’m only going to say this once: I don’t like you two. If you ever — EVER — try to give me an order again, I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!”

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thedailywhat: IMMD of the Day: The Intertubes are leaking. [via.]

thedailywhat:

IMMD of the Day: The Intertubes are leaking.

[via.]

Nov 09
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thedailywhat: Tee of the Day: “MurderKarp” from Shark Robot. Be nice to Magikarp. Fish be ka-razy. [h/t.]  i don’t need to evolve to want to murder everyone

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “MurderKarp” from Shark Robot.

Be nice to Magikarp. Fish be ka-razy.

[h/t.]

 i don’t need to evolve to want to murder everyone