Why I Love My Soupsnake
1. She is just the right height for huggin’.
2. She gets all excited when I get home from work, like a puppy except one who won’t pee on the carpet or chew the bath mat.
3. Sometimes I come home and she has made dinner. And the house smells wonderful. And we eat and are happy.
4. There is an entire website dedicated to the funny shit she says, because there is enough funny shit to warrant a website.
5. She’s just as broken as I am.
6. Her boyfriend is 5 years old, runs around naked, and single-handedly kicks her ass at video games.
7. She’s the only Slytherin I know.
8. She will shout about, or at, just about anything.
9. She can drink any of my other friends under the table.
10. When we go for a walk she will bark at dogs with me.
11. She is beautiful and has the best smile I’ve ever seen.
from my one and only. words cannot express how i love her.
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